• "ya he asked me for my number"
• "and.."
• "i gave him a fake number. turns out, the numbers i gave him, were for a real person. him. out of all the numbers in the world, i gave him his own phone number as a fake phone number. he just stared at the phone number, asked me to call the number, his phone rang, and he walked away."
• "well at least you tried."
• "i don't know who was more embarassed, me or him."